He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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