We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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