dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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