from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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