We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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