I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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