We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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