last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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