Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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