what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
