this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If I die, sorry about rent.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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