party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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