So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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