Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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