Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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