My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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