I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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