I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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