so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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