At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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