Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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