So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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