He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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