It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
