And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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