In the future we'll all be gay
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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