i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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