My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
