she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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