She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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