I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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