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If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.

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(858): View more from California

my life trainwreck boards at 9:30

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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark

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(509): View more from Washington

also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus

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I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.

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