Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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