Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
third nipple confirmed
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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