if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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