just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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