normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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