Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
