Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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