i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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