i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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