I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Pooping to opera.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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