I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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