You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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