I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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