Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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