I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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