I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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