wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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