Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
