Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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