Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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