Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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