we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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