Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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