Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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